How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood 

the tongue twister, EVERYONE seems to get wrongg.

how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

it would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could, if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood by amanderrrrrrr April 1, 2008

woodchuck 

Upstate NY slang for a person of limited means; often on public assistance. The woodchuck is usually very crass and does not adhere to social norms.

did you see those woodchucks? Two or four legged?

woodchuck by chronoutopia September 7, 2013

petting the woodchuck 

a woman pleasuring herself

susie was so busy petting the woodchuck she didn't even notice that her curtains were on fire

petting the woodchuck by Suzie BostonKreme June 5, 2003

woodchuck 

A person who lives far away from populated areas

That woodchuck does not come into town to often

woodchuck by Jay.K January 1, 2009

woodchuck 

A girl who enjoys giving blowjobs

My girlfriend's a woodchuck. Be jealous.

woodchuck by hahahaimawoodchuck January 20, 2009

Woodchuck 

A Woodchuck is a northern redneck, typically lives in the woods or rural areas. Typically a slur for white trash in the north east United States.

I’m not going on the mountain, I heard some woodchucks were shooting guns up there.

Woodchuck by Unwantedsonofgod October 2, 2019

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood 

A riddle asked to little children and is still unanswerable.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Well, to measure the amount, the chucker had to count, which only a human could. Well if the counter couldn't chuck and the chucker couldn't count then there is nothing each other could say. The only conclusion and the single solution is that chucking wood is gay.

No woodchuck could chuck Chuck Norris.

The answer is Undefined

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood by Narto928 June 6, 2009