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williston nd 

place where all girls eat and get fat to fit in. Normal size guys take out the blimp wifes out to the china buffet and watch them eat everything

also the place where the richest homeless people in the world are. There are people living in their cars making 80 grand a year, just think thousands of people at night are jacking off in the wal mart parking lot
Willistom nd er

me and the ole lady are going out in williston nd

out of towner

holy fuck she is big, how does he physically do her. I dont see how, holy fuck there is like 6 tons of women in this china buffet. This summer at the beach here is going to be a freak show
williston nd by superguy6969 October 27, 2011
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Williston-Elko High School 

This school is a complete shit show. Everyday girls go to the bathroom and snort pills (you can hear that shit loud and clear.) our principal is Mr. fucking incredible times 10 in size. He looks like a whale and he’s bald. We have had multiple coaches and teachers sleep with students and each other, leading them to get fired. We barely have any teachers cause they are too cheap to hire anyone else. The teachers either get fired, are foreign, crackheads, or they die. We have a shitty cafeteria that we don’t even use. We have to share everything with the middle school. We don’t have a school nurse. The students run their mouths about shit they don’t know, and about people they don’t know. There are roaches everywhere. They don’t clean the classrooms or bathrooms. We can’t go outside. The auditorium and band room are completely falling apart. Long story short, this school is a joke. Don’t come unless you want to catch chlamydia when you walk through the door.
Williston-Elko High School is one of the worst and the most broke school you can attend. Most come and either leave or go to the closest private school JDA.

East Williston 

Someone from the town of East Williston. Always walking around aimlessly with a huge amount of people. The town is only a mile so everyone knows about everyone. People are very intimadating.
Guy 1: Yo lets go to East Williston and get drunk/high at the sump.
Guy 2: YEAAA MANNN!
East Williston by Ravenn June 20, 2007

East Williston, NY 

A Long Island historic Village where nothing has or ever will happen; where the village volunteer fireman deck out their cars with blue lights like little homos, even though they've never even seen a fire. The schools are gay and all who go there are too. If you wanna live where you have to be rich to fit in and where nothing ever happens, come here.
East Williston, NY by homegrown zz December 7, 2010

Wellston Ohio

A small city located in southern Ohio, most businesses are boarded up and closed, the city is drug infested.
Home of the wellston rockets the most underfunded high school athletic program in the state. The people of wellston dress gangster and try to make rap music despite having Appalachian accents and living in a small city of only 6000 people.

On a high note wellston has excellent Chinese food.
"Alteast I don't live in Wellston Ohio anymore".

"Hey Bob what is there to do in wellston besides pills?"
Bob: "eat Chinese food at Johnny's and ride lawnmowers."
Wellston Ohio by estabanroso February 7, 2015

willionaire 

A person who has become wealthy exclusively through inheritance, rather than work or other means. Such a person has received or will receive their millions, or even billions as a beneficiary of a last will and testament.
There are self-made men, and then there are willionaires; the people who have all the money, but did none of the work.
willionaire by Keyser Tomasi July 26, 2009

Welliton 

Welliton is known as the sweatiest player known to Fifa. With is unbelievable 92 pace, he is the most over-powered monster who has ever graced this earth.
Fifa 92 welliton