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Oh My God, It's Bruce Willis! 

Something someone says during a long, akward silence to get people's attention and to start up a conversation.
(Long, akward silence)

Joe: (pointing into space) Oh my god, it's Bruce Willis!

Everyone else: Where!? I don't see him!?

(Conversation starts)

cheese willies with the chocolate fondue set 

its a hyperconundrum noun designed to confuse any and all reading it, has the ability to end a conversation instantly just like being ugly
jacob : " hey whats up? lol
Dave : "cheese willies with the chocolate fondue set"
jacob :"what?"
dave has logged off

silly willies 

Just know that if your doctor says you have it, you are seriously fucked. see panda madness.
Holy shit honey, that man has the silly willies!
silly willies by Harry Truman April 6, 2008

screaming willies 

wet poop a.k.a "shart"
also, poop coming out really fast, thats not solid
MOVE! i got the screaming willies!
screaming willies by moh October 25, 2006

Willie Stroker 

A news reporter who sadly was born with this wonderful name.
Willie Stroker was getting all wet in the rain so he came inside.
Willie Stroker by Vinnymac567 April 9, 2010

Willie Shoemaker 

(noun or intransitive verb depending on usage) The positioning of a woman while enjoying sexual intercourse with a man. The woman sits atop her man straddling him facing towards his feet. Needless to say the man is laying on his back facing now towards her backside. Through this process she rides him with equal dexterity as though she were a thoroughbred jocky, much like the well acclaimed Willie 'The Shoe' Shoemaker
Chris: Hey Eric so how was your date last night with Jennifer?

Eric: Cool, dinner was alright..bad wine, but the night improved because Jenny did the "Willie Shoemaker!"
Willie Shoemaker by Trainher May 16, 2008