Whataburger

water mixed with burger, covered in grease, with a side of souls.

*drives up to death*

"could i get a large whataburger?"

"anythign else with that ma'am?"

"i'm sorry, did you say ma'am? i'm a Mr."

"oh, i'm sorry. i just didn't think it would matter when you die"

"you're right, yes. that would be all"

"that will be $2.75, drive up... now"

by Matthew Quick December 25, 2007

Whataburger

Literally diarrhea

I ate Whataburger, and then I whataburgered in my pants, and it ran down my leg; it was so humiliating. Sure do wish I at at In-N-Out

by Almighty Christian God October 16, 2020

whataburger tents

that piece of folded orange plastic that the cashier gives you that for some reason fucking amazing. fun to play while you wait for your order and then never give them back. collect them all!

dude i went to whataburger yesterday and managed to get like five whataburger tents!

by vortexwolf13 October 6, 2011

Whataburger Wednesday

Going to Whataburger on Wednesday, every week.

It's Wednesday. It's Whataburger Wednesday. Let's go!

by MLC St3alth July 5, 2010

whataburger whore

It is a female who performs oral sex on a male until he reaches orgasm, and afterwards she requests to be taken out to eat at whataburger.

Male " Wow, mmmm, that was an amazing blow job."

Female " Mmm, yes baby that was so hot, I'm really getting hungry now, can you take me to eat at whataburger? "

Male " What, you'll give head that great for a whataburger, your a whataburger whore."

by shanlew April 25, 2011

whataburger spy

It is a person who eavesdrops on people they've had sex with, and other individuals. Takes the sex partner to whataburger, then the person repeats confidential information back to the sex partner, in which coincidentally the person who was spied upon figures out the persons job is a cover up, and the person is actually a spy.

I just love to eat at whataburger after sex, it makes me feel like a whataburger spy.

by shanlew April 25, 2011

whataburger wet wipe

when you eat a big gothic mexican chicks ass in the back of a whataburger bathroom in austin texas, then use the texas toast from your patty melt to wipe her poo-jackulate off you’re face.

man those whataburger wet wipes had me going crazy

by Spookyseason17PH January 6, 2024