Internet Whaling 

v;The Act of seaching, desperately, for women online, usually for pseudo sex or cyber sex. Nerds, Geeks, Fatties, Pedos, and Artia are the usual practitioners of this depraved activity.

"Is that dumbass pedo, Artia, still internet whaling on LS?"
"Yea!MAN THE HARPOONS! His e-girls cometh! D:"

Internet Whaling by HighWinder May 4, 2008

Land Whaling 

When you fuck a big women on the beach

"I went to the beach yesterday and caught a nigga land whaling."

Land Whaling by DoveSoap January 23, 2015

thirteen whaling 

Doing something with someone whose number you got off the beach.

Hey, want to go out for some thirteen whaling tonight?

thirteen whaling by mormanman2232 November 8, 2010

Whaling 

when a man uses his weiner as a harpoon to impale an obese woman

John's into whaling these days, looks for targets at Weight Watchers meetings.

Whaling by DJAD May 24, 2007

Whaling Up 

The morning after a night out, you roll over, and see the whale you brought home last night. Variant of the phrase 'waking up'

Tylor's gonna be whaling up tomorrow morning if he takes her home!

Whaling Up by dijondude February 19, 2015

whaling 

A competetition whereby two or more people go out with the purpose of sleeping with the fattest possible members of the opposite sex. The one with the highest weight total wins and multiple copulations count towards the total value.

Des Moines, Iowa is a great spot for whaling. Me and bob went out and I bagged a 350 pounder!

whaling by Sean S. December 9, 2003

Man-Whaling 

Man-Whaling (verb) is what a female feels like the week before they get their period. It gets its name because when you are Man-Whaling you feel like both a man, and a whale. After your week or so of man-whaling then you have your period, and after you experience Post Man-Whaling. Post Man-Whaling (or PMW) is the same effect as Man-Whaling it just occurs after instead of before.

The term Man-Whaling originates from whs jv cheering when a girl said she felt like a man...and then a whale :)

At Cheering Practice:
Jenna "You guys I don't feel good...i'm Man-Whaling."
Alyson "Oh boy, didn't you just get over PMW a week ago?"
Jenna "Yea well now its started again..."
Alyson "Haha sucks for you!"

Man-Whaling by whsjvcheer09 November 13, 2009