vestigial trail 

A happy trail which begins above the belly button, preferably at the nipples or higher.

I tried to motor-boat him (he was kinda chubby) and got hair from his vestigial trail in my mouth 😕

vestigial trail by This is actually Erin June 14, 2018

vestigio

Made up word by Peter Griffin. Also see Family Guy

"Oh yea? Well YOU are a vestigio. See? I can make up words too."

vestigio by uberninjadude June 11, 2005

vestigation 

Another term for investigation

I'm going to do some more vestigation about my career.

vestigation by MidnightMystrey777 March 21, 2017

vestigibly 

adv. having the potential of having merit or validity; adj: vestigible

Though it could be bullshit, he answered the question quite vestigibly.

vestigibly by lsdoifngared May 3, 2008

vestdigital 

Skills made vestigial by technology. Examples: reading maps (GPS navigation), making change (calculators & point of sale tablets), memorizing phone numbers, balancing checkbooks (or even sending paper checks), learning how to do something ("I'll just Google it").

Some sense that a person would be lost and ineffective without technology crutch. See vestigital.

Memorizing phone numbers is a vestdigital skill.

vestdigital by AscendingDigits January 4, 2014

vestigital 

Skills made vestigial by technology. Examples: reading maps (GPS navigation), making change (calculators & point of sale tablets), memorizing phone numbers, balancing checkbooks (or even sending paper checks), learning how to do something ("I'll just Google it").

Some sense that a person would be lost and ineffective without technology crutch. See vestdigital.

I threw out my vestigital road maps.

vestigital by Ascending Digits January 4, 2014

Vestigal Text 

A text message wherein the original thread is seriously out of date

Tom - Did you read my new test?
Emmett - Yes but it included that fucking vestigal text thread that you sent me 6 months ago and I got confused

Vestigal Text by Salinasone November 18, 2021