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verbally dyslexic

vur-buh lee dis-lek-sik
1. Perfectly chosen words spoken in a discombobulated or confusing order.
2. A speaker with the ability to leave a crowd scratching their heads and asking, "What did he say?"
-His ideas ideas are great, it is too bad he is verbally dyslexic.

-Although he struggles a little bit in expressing accurately the ideas that he may have pondered and/or felt compelled to share, you have to appreciate the fact that he is pretty bright; perhaps too much so for his own good and because of being verbally dyslexic it might not be apparent exactly where he stands on a particular issue or the idea or suggestion that he may have been trying to share.
verbally dyslexic by dbqcj June 12, 2011
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verbally bitch slapped 

Using words that hurt. Bad.
"Daniel verbally bitch slapped the shit out of you. Shame!"
Defining what nouns can become actions and therefore verbs.

Marlee and I got bloody-mary-ed. Wait, is that verbable?

verbable by Bees Knees November 1, 2008

verbally shank 

To issue a punishing put-down. Invented as a new substitute for "treat".
"You're dumb as shit."
"Oh!!! VERBALLY SHANKED!!!"
verbally shank by venomlash April 5, 2009

Verbally attached 

Someone who is irrelevant and depressed who bullies someone else which makes them feel verbally attached
Megan feels verbally attached when a stranger hollers at her

verbally destroy 

Harassing a female and flaming her until she has to type in all caps
hunter does this too much. stop verbally destroying woman

verbally masturbate 

(v.) to derive excessive pleasure by dominating a conversation, usually through bragging and a demonstration of extreme knowledge of a subject, lording it over other people
Dan couldn't stop verbally masturbating to Incubus; he even asked me what "A Certain Shade of Green" was about, despite knowing for a fact that I had never heard the song.