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Sammy Urquhart 

A fuckin babe slayer with the sickest hair cut ever. He is the life of the party and is out of control. But heโ€™s got a big heart and loves to chill with his homies. A loyal friend who is a total shredded piece of muscle. His schlong is twice his body size and has no problem with the girls. Get yourself a Sam cause he will rock yo world.
I donโ€™t want anybody but a Sammy Urquhart they are so thick๐Ÿ˜!!!!!!

riley urquhart 

Pulling an Urqhart 

Falling asleep in an inappropriate place or at an inappropriate time.
Eric: I hate Pulling an Urqhart.
James: Did you fall asleep at work again???