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Urban Dictionary (Names) 

A place where people will type someone's name and vent about said person positively or negatively. Honestly, not the place for you guys to talk about your big fat crush on Angie or how much of a thot she is but I'm sure Angie appreciates the gesture..
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Names on Urban Dictionary

Names written by people who obviously love spamming the internet with their useless self-esteem boosting and can't resist writing the word "sexy" and praising their body parts in their meanings. Many of these desperate people feel that they have a better chance on Urban Dictionary then on an online dating website, rendering them a complete mockery of the human brain. Either that, or they are hoping for a miracle that some dream human will read the definition and pick their way to the writer in complete belief that whatever is written in the meaning is completely true.
"Gracie has a killer body with amazing curves and a sexy bust. Arouses men without realization. Legendary in bed. Very beautiful and interesting. Loves to cuddle in bed after a romantic evening; the perfect lover and knows how to make one feel like the center of the universe with a single glance."
"An extremely attractive individual who sets the standard for others by being completely and undeniably amazing in every way possible. Worshiped for having the finest ass in America, and getting the most wanted action from girls. Basically, Ricky is a beast."
"Everybody sounds the exact same in the names on Urban Dictionary."

Names in Urban Dictionary 

People who have such a large goddamn egos, that they jerk themselves to the fucking point that they right Urban Dictionary definitions for their name, only to than screenshot it and send it to a friend.
"All the Names in Urban Dictionary are so acurate"
".... Your fucking r-e-t-a-r-d-e-d"

Names section of the Urban Dictionary 

I want to rant. Just hear me out. Rant starting in 3...2...1...

GOO!!!

I'M TIRED OF PEOPLE MAKING THEIR OWN NAMES MEAN SOMETHING ON THIS WEBSITE!! HOW BAD DO YOUR LIVES HAVE TO BE FOR YOU TO REACH A POINT WHERE YOU DON'T FEEL LOVED ENOUGH? DO YOU REALLY THINK OTHER PEOPLE NEED TO GIVE YOU ATTENTION WHEN YOU DON'T NEED IT?!? THE PEOPLE WHO DO THAT ARE SELF-ABSORBED FUCKS WHO DON'T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT THE LIVES OF OTHERS AND WANT TO FEEL APPRECIATED WHEN YOU ALREADY ARE!! YOOOUUU MATTER!!!!!!!!!!! SO STOP BEING ON YOUR STUPID COMPUTER AND GO OUT AND HELP SOMEONE ELSE FOR A CHANGE!!!

.....RANT OVER.....

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I hate when people search for the Names section of the Urban Dictionary

Names on Urban Dictionary

Self-Loving descriptions of People with low self-esteem
"Tobias is a super name for someone with a six pack and sexy abbs I want a Tobias more then anyhting he is funny creative brave selfless and strong physicly and mentally"
"Did you get that shit from Names on Urban Dictionary ?"
"... yes."

Names section on urban dictionary 

Pure cancer of urban dictionary. Despite it BEING AGAINST THE ToS people STILL use it as their edgy little burn book and a place to narccistically promote themselves and someone they are trying to get laid by. It's also the very reason that urban dictionary is so damned watered down these days with unfunny content. We have seen the slippery slope happen with urban dictionary and the names section is the cancer behind it

People that look up their names on urban dictionary

Man, I just found out Haley is one of those people that look up their names on urban dictionary!