twilightsucks 

One of the very few places on the internet that you can go without being driven insane by overly-obsessed twilight fangirls or I <3 Edward banners. This site is for intelligent people that know that vampires are not real and they do not sparkle.

twilightsucks is totally awesome:

twilightsucks by HarryPotter>Twilight October 18, 2008

twilightsucks.com 

A site devoted to the totally kick-ass people who know that Twilight isn't worth the paper it's printed on.

Fangirl: ZOMG DO YOU LIKK TOTULY LUVVV EDWARD CULLEN?
Anti: Nope. Actually I'm a member of twilightsucks.com
Fangirl: :-O UR JUST JELOUS CUZ EDWARD IS SOOO HAWT!!!!!

twilightsucks.com by TwilghtSucksButt July 12, 2009

Twilightin' 

The state of being so completely consumed by one's obsession with Twilight that one's work suffers, friends are neglected, schoolwork is ignored in the pursuit of one's next Twilight fix.

"Is Renea coming to work today?"
"I don't think so. She and Abby were up until 2 AM twilightin'.

Twilightin' by Mrs_Lot December 17, 2008

Twilighting 

To ejaculate all over someone and throw glitter on them so it sticks and they glitter like a twilight vampire (even though we all know that vampire burn in sunlight). To complete this act you must yell "TWILIGHT" as you throw the glitter

As Alex reached climax he pulled out his penis and began to ejaculate all over Mandy, he then yelled "TWILIGHT" and threw glitter all over her which stuck to the semen. She glittered like one of those stupid vampires from Twilight. This is known as Twilighting

Twilighting by Real McAsshole March 20, 2010

Twilighting 

To finger (Rub exitedly and vigerously) the genitals of the opersite sex whilst watching twilight, new moon or any other film of the twilight saga.
Quite often taking place in a public cinema, although most twi-hard fans are too obsorbed in the film to notice.

As soon as the cinema lights were dimmed Danie oppened up her legs and tony got his fingers ready and begain twilighting her. She strugged hard to hide her screams throughout the movie.
Their friend, Wells, didn't notice a thing the whole time.

Twilighting by guitardude01 June 18, 2009

Twilightitis 

A mental condition, usually found in teenage girls, which causes them to have strange and erratic behavior for the sake of twilight.

John: Dude, did you hear about what my girlfriend did last night?
Bill: What happened?
John: She made out with a dog because it reminded her of Jacob Black.
Bill: Shit, that sucks, dude. Dump her; I think she has twilightitis.

Twilightitis by cadtel July 13, 2010

Twilightify 

Turning something into what it shouldnt be so it in essence is now an atrocity to mankind...such as the veggie burger

Guy 1:you ate what?carrot cake...god what will they twilightify next?
Guy 2:Video games perhaps?

Twilightify by ramza91 November 7, 2010