Turd 

A poo.............. ......

OH MY GOD THAT TURD IS MASSIVE!!
HOLY CRAP THAT TURD BLOCKED THE TOILETS!
dude, that turd looks like Clinton

Turd by Jaig November 27, 2004

Turd 

The best and most offensive insult you can call anyone, in all situations

What a complete and utter turd

Turd by Diccyc December 16, 2004

Turd 

Poop.
Some one who is really annoying.

Person#1: Your a turd
Person#2: There's a turd on the ground..

Turd by Dachshund15 November 13, 2017

Turd 

synonym for george bush

bush is a turd

Turd by Anonymous September 26, 2003

Turd 

singluar form of poop. one piece of poop.

i was so bound up all i got out was a turd

Turd by dundlegrundleberrycherry February 25, 2003

Turd 

A piece if shit. Excrement.
2. an insult.

C'mon you turd!
Whoa, that turd clogged the toilet!!!!

Turd by Sonic M. Hedgehog August 7, 2007

turd 

usually a large blob or log of fecal matter shot and expelled from an anus in a most satisfying manner. A collection of these masses dropped in a fine deuce like manner will cause whats known as "breaking water". This is where the amount of turd is so great it stacks in a shape that breaks the precipice of toilet water level.

"go eat a turd sandwich"
"you are such a turd"
"I got to go turd my pants"

turd by skankinmat May 7, 2007