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To Cookie Cake 

The act of giving a girl cookie cake so that she will do anything in the world (ie: make out with other girls or maybe if you are lucky have sex with you or someone else)

Note: Cookie cake is a highly reactive substance and even the mention of the word can cause sexual arousment. So use in moderation or you may mind yourself in a highly arousing situation with no way out (It is not as good as it sounds)
Dude, I gave this girl last night some cookie cake and she totally cookie caked me!

Who do I have to cookie cake in order to get a martini in here?
To Cookie Cake by Hal Emmerich December 30, 2007
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Lets get to cooking 

Lets have Gay sex in your parents room while I watch porn on my 3ds
Hey dude, lets get to cooking later tonight while your parents are out

invited to the cookout 

It's simply slain for a non-black person invited into the black community for not being a racist or calling out their own for being racist.
She's most definitely invited to the cookout for calling out that white supremacist

To play cookie 

To play cookie (LV: spēlēt cepumu) - traditional Latvian game, usually for boys and played at parties.
The game is played by at least 2 lads standing next to each other with a cookie on the table in front of them. The lads proceed to pull down their pants and aggressively jerk off, trying to be the first to cum. The last lad to cum on the cookie is the loser and has to eat said cookie on the table, which has been glazed with the cum of many blokes.
Hey guys, we have some time to spare before we hit the actual party, want to play cookie (trad. spēlēt cepumu)? Kirill got a kick out of it last time.
To play cookie by hatecrime17 February 18, 2022

Back To The Cookie 

Performing oral sex on a woman

to get cookies 

Damn, just finished a crucial session of COD. Time to get cookies
to get cookies by gettincookies February 20, 2011

Your mom went to get the cookies 

"Your mom went to get the cookies" is an alternate version of "Your dad went to get the milk" or a comeback. It can also mean your mom went to get the cookies for the milk.
Your mom went to get the cookies for the milk that your dad went to get.