i'm going to bed 

You're going to lie in the bed on your phone until you fall sleep

Girl: I said "goodnight I'm going to bed" like an hour ago but I'm still just here laying in bed on instagram

i'm going to bed by itsjustcarmen July 6, 2014

i'm off to bed 

It's used when you want to say it's your bedtime, that you are going to sleep now.

WOW! It's half past three! I gotta work tomorrow. I'm off to bed now, you guys!

i'm off to bed by We are Speakers July 2, 2017

put you to bed

to perform a vigorous sexual thrashing on someone, causing them to sleep for an unspecified amount of time, sometimes resulting in some short term memory loss.

"I wanna put my fingers thru your hair
Wrap me up in your legs
And love you till your eyes roll back
I'm tryin to put you to bed..."---"bed" by J. Holiday

put you to bed by Cucci Mane September 16, 2007

wants to bed you

She/he wants you in bed they know your a keeper. They want you as their partner.

E.g "she's playing hard to get but secretly wants to bed you"

wants to bed you by JasPace🍁 August 31, 2015

surfing to bed 

The feeling of being so tired that you feel as though you are being rocked asleep by waves.

Today was such a long day, I'm surfing to bed.

surfing to bed by Agent 445 July 18, 2017

Put that bitch to bed 

Fucked a bitch so hard she went right to sleep.

Yo Fred, I put that bitch to bed last night.

Put that bitch to bed by freddiedangerous October 26, 2015

Go to Bed 

The step up from "STFU" because "STFU" just causes you to lose the right to talk where as "Go to Bed" takes away your right of consciousness for that day. Being told this is considered extremely offensive, and it is abbreviated to "GTB" for easier use on forums and other things involving the internet.

Eaxample 1:

Person 1: I could 0wn you with my level 45 paladin n00b!
Person not 1: Go to Bed Neine Fro!

Example 2:

Person A: You are a jerk...
Person B: GTB

Go to Bed by xX Allanon Xx December 11, 2008