A common poisoning caused by toxins produced by Coccsucculym thotulinum bacteria, always resulting in boi's of soy and girls of salt. Untreatable as your opiniondoesn't matter.
Girl: Beware, i have come down with a case of thotulism, can i come down on you?
Boy: No stress, I've had it since birth. So whats your star sign?
Guy: hey you
thot: hey, do you want to take me out to that new sushi restaurant? I was supposed to go with Jo and he said no dates.
Guy: yeah love, then you will suck me off right?
Thot: sure thing boo.
this guy was thotfulfilling her wants.