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the act of a person being a homo that sings the robin byrd song and trying to piss a guy off
Youse guys are straight thesises

Man 1: Yo how was that robin byrd show dick?
Man 2: Shut Up you damn thesis go fuck a freezer
thesis by "Name Here" April 28, 2004

Thesis Guilt 

Typically when writing a thesis for a PhD, the author will feel guilt all of the time. When doing any other activity other than thesis writing, such as watching TV for relaxation, the guilt will always be there. The only known cure is finishing the thesis.
Jane is unhappy out for dinner with her friends because she has thesis guilt.
Thesis Guilt by NicTail September 26, 2011

thesis scatting 

When one attempts to write their thesis, but can't make a thoughtful statement if their life depended on it and all that comes out is something that has the cadence of something thoughtful but lacks any substance or direction.
I read her paper and she must have been thesis scatting, I can't understand anything she wrote.
thesis scatting by tambully August 7, 2008

thesis statement 

An evil type of statement, invented by Satan himself, that is used in a formal essay that teachers assign to their students in order to make sure they meet their suffering requirements.
She worked so hard on her thesis statement, yet the teacher threw it in the garbage and burned it because it was trash.

thesis face 

The facial expression on one's face after one has been sitting in front of the computer while unable to contribute anything significant to their thesis, instead staring at the screen in anguish.
I saw Jane in the library today; she must have writers block, as she was making her thesis face at the computer screen.
thesis face by braindead101 May 17, 2011