Wetting the Sponge 

A phrase alluding to foreplay and moistening the female reproductive system for a proper pounding.

____ and I were wetting the sponge when her mom walked in and saw us naked.

Wetting the Sponge by Dildo Swaggins 69 February 26, 2017

Wetting the dirt 

The act of ejaculating on a dried poopy butthole. Therefore moisturizing “the dirt”.

“Hey man I’ve had the shits all week and ran out of toilet paper and now my butthole is poopy and dry, you mind wetting it for me?”
“Brother I have no problem wetting the dirt for you”

Wetting the dirt by The turdburgalar January 3, 2021

wetting the knuckle

female masterbation

she is in there wetting the knuckle again

wetting the knuckle by turtlesac November 24, 2016

wetting the soil while it's being planted 

pissing yourself and shitting yourself at the same time

look at him he wet the soil while it's being planted lol!!!
uh oh I'm wetting the soil while it's being planted

wetting the soil while it's being planted by morting September 5, 2025

Wetter than the farmers daughter on church day 

When some where’s really wet and soggy...
Cause the farmers daughter is always wet on church day

Bro1:Dude did you see outside

Bro2:yah it’s wetter than the farmers daughter on church day out there.

Wetter than the farmers daughter on church day by Actualcrispy October 6, 2020

The Derris and Wetty 

When you are having intercourse with a female with a very hairy pussy, while having a massive bush. Some point during the intercourse, the male will pull out and pee on the females hair and vice versa. When about to climax the male will pull out again and cum in the females bush.

So i met this chick the other day with a massive bush! So of course i did the derris and wetty to her.

The Derris and Wetty by C.Mints October 14, 2016

Wettin' your whistle before reffing the big game 

Doing a little predrinking before arriving to a larger social event.

it's cool, just wettin' your whistle before reffing the big game.

Wettin' your whistle before reffing the big game by The happy dancer June 14, 2010