don't poke the bear

A phrase of warning used to prevent oneself or others from asking or doing something that might provoke a negative response from someone or something else.

Employee 1: "Should I ask the boss for a day off?"
Employee 2: "He just found out his wife left him, so don't poke the bear."

don't poke the bear by Ken Brenan 2 April 27, 2008

The Furlong poke 

The act of poking someone on Facebook to get them to add you.

Person-1: Poke
...wait
Person 2 : Pokes back
Person 1 :Adds
Person 2 : Accepts

Friend 1- Hey man, did you give her The Furlong Poke?
Friend 2- Yeah dude I Furbie poked the shit out of her

Verb-To give them the Furbie

The Furlong poke by BrumBrum October 19, 2012

poke the pie

Where an individual (male/female) inserts, either purposely or accidentally, a part of their body into someone elses fanny.

Mell accidentally poked Jess's pie.....

Noooooooo don't poke the pie

poke the pie by Victor lololol December 25, 2007

Poke the Whiskers

To fuck a hairy pussy.

John whipped out his cock after eyeing Jans's hairy pussy to Poke the Whiskers.

Poke the Whiskers by Fuzzlenuts January 22, 2012

Poke The Poodle

the maxim that even the most docile, good-natured person, when provoked enough, will snap at you & go postal. Similar to a young child poking at a poodle-eventually the poodle will rear back, show it's teeth and sink it's jaws into the child's flesh in anger.

Poor little Timmy, may he rest in peace. He'd still be with us on this side of the dirt if his mom didn't stop paying attention to him while he was poking that poodle. Man, I've never seen that much blood & guts-his mom must be so sad. I've always said, "Timmy, don't poke the poodle"

Poke The Poodle by Bangboy December 29, 2009

Poke the chicken 

During sexual intercourse when the female starts finger fucking the male's anus

My girlfriend likes to poke the chicken because she likes the feeling when her finger bounces out of my anus.

Poke the chicken by JayJay123 May 26, 2011

Poke The Rabbit

To do something that you know annoys someone frequently, risking a violent outburst the more the action is done. It refers to an online game, where a rabbit is poked, until it eventually bites the mouse. Often shouted out to someone as a warning that what they're doing can get them hurt.

Guy 1 pokes Girl 1 who does not like being poked. Guy 1 pokes Girl 1 again and again
Guy 2 to Guy 1 - "Don't poke the rabbit man. She'll kill you."

Poke The Rabbit by Shambles299 May 1, 2011