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Barney The Dinosaur

a large purple dinosaur that likes to eat little children and make sandwiches with them he is a cannibal and smokes pot. barney is a stalker, he like to eat laptops. he likes to walk aroung in the nude and sing silly songs to attract little kidies. he also recieves royalties from america as they use his songs to torture terrorists
Barney The Dinosaur is eating a kid in a sandwich while smoking pot and surfing the net.
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Walking the dinosaur 

When a man walks or jogs, without wearing underwear, and his genetalia is visable.
It looks as if Johnny was out walking the dinosaur this morning.

Hey look that dude's walking the dinosaur!
Walking the dinosaur by LouBalooga December 25, 2008

Ride The Dinosaur Tail 

To quickly leave work right at 5:00. Like how Fred Flintstone leaves work
"Can you work late tonight, Pete?"
"No, I'm going to ride the dinosaur tail tonight, I have a date."
Ride The Dinosaur Tail by Elrac April 12, 2012

slide down the dinosaur 

Leave work right at quitting time, regardless of whether you're in the middle of a project -- like Fred Flintstone in the opening sequence of every episode of the Flintstones. (Shouting "Yabba dabba doo!" is optional.)
Clear paper jam? Heck with that! It's five o'clock -- time to slide down the dinosaur.

pickle the dinosaur

Pickle the dinosaur is a squishy dinosaur made by a famous youtuber called Moriah Elizabeth, which is currently a mascot of her channel.
Pickle the dinosaur is so cute ,I want to hug him.
pickle the dinosaur by mia is cute 28 September 16, 2020

Dorothy the dinosaur

Dorothy was a forma KGB operative. She hid as a Green dinosaur on the Australian kids show The Wiggles after the fall of the U.S.S.R. and ''KGB''. Dorothy has committed multiple war crimes such as Treason, Torcher, Fighting behind enemy lines and Raping Donald Trump as an infant, and her where abouts are unknown and classified as of this time. She is suspected to be the head of the KGB Mafia. If you see her in public run and pray and hope your not her next target.

Billy The Dinosaur

An Invisible Dinosaur Friend To Franchesca{UrbanLegend}.
Happens To Be Black && Always Wears A Blue Birthday Party Hat On His Head Because She Glued It There.
1) Billy The Dinosaur Likes To Play Battleship With Franchesca{UrbanLegend}