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The woman in the red dress 

From the matrix but a metaphor that can be applied to life. When you take the red pill (not be confused with the manosphere pill) and you wake up to the beast system. You give up lower frequency carnal vices in return for higher quality virtues, the woman in the red dress will try to lure you back into the ignorance. She will tell you what you want to hear, she is a jezebel waiting to devour you.
The woman in the red dress is a red herring, destroying your perception of truth and misleading your track.
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first you get the money, then you get the power, then you get the woman 

one of the most famous lines from scarface, the greatest movie of all time. Said by- who else?- Tony Montana.
"In this country,first you get the money, then you get the power,THEN you get the woman."

Sold Out to the Woman

similar to selling out to the man, when a man (or woman) changes who they are, what they like, or how they act in order to impress a female. The power of women is so intense, only those with the strongest of wills can avoid such an atrocity.
I remember when me and Jeff used to listen to Led Zeppelin and ZZ Top Together as kids, but ever since he sold out to the woman all he listens to is Nickelback.

Pumping up the woman 

Having sex with a woman. Enthusiastically pumping away at her vagina. You know when shes full, she starts squeaking out fanny farts.

Can also use pumping up the, girlfriend/wife/etc.
Guy#1: What did you get up to last night?
Guy#2: Oh, just spent the night pumping up the woman!
Pumping up the woman by Badmojo January 18, 2009

10 Wonders Of The Woman 

When a man has 89 ounces of viagra and then inserts his penis into each and every one of the woman’s holes. He proceeds to ejaculate one load into each eye, nostril, ear, and so on.
Thomas couldn’t wait to perform The 10 Wonders Of The Woman on his 98 year old fling.

the other woman 

The other woman is the one who put extra attention in themselves for the liking of others,the one who wakes up at 4:00a.m every morning to get ready just for validation from the one they desire but never ends up getting, the one who will do every and anything to be seen as conventionally attractive,the one who feels the need to be perfect in the eyes of others because they think its the only way to make themselves feel valid.Yet the other woman will forever be "the other woman" and will never be picked.
example: me im the other woman :)

the wonder woman

a type of fart torture
its when you stand in front of a door in a room and lock all the windows n fart and spin
like the move wonder woman does.
billy: locks the windows
chad:???
billy: *evil smile* *stands near the door*
chad:?
billy: *farts and starts to spin*
chad: ahhh Dx!
billy: *pulled a the wonder woman*
the wonder woman by wee396 April 6, 2009