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The Corona Virus 

A phase in the decade to buy all the fucking toilet paper in the world, Than buy food or die surrounded by toilet paper or the phase that we will tell our kids one day that cause the great toilet paper depression
It all started because of a gorilla named Harambe

This is why you people can be told the truth about ALEINS
also were the fuck are the ZOMBIE'S??
2080
Timmy: Grandpa what caused the great toilet paper depression in 2020
Grandpa: Well kid let me take you back to the good old day's back in good ol' 2016, Were the music was good. A gorilla named Harambe was killed and everyone caused an uproar and it went on from there my boy. Then all of a sudden in the first 2 months of 2020 there was a virus from china and here it was in the US it was called. The Corona Virus
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The Corona Virus 

Same name as the beverage. A group of viruses that cause diseases in mammals and birds. In humans, the viruses cause respiratory infections which are typically mild including the common cold but rarer forms like SARS and MERS can be lethal. China is having a serious outbreak and some Chinese people have brought the disease to the U.S. If the virus gets out of control we will all die. Screw 2020.
"Bro forget the cheese touch, that boy has the corona virus!"
The Corona Virus by MYMANTYRONE January 30, 2020

The Omega Virus 

Me: "Wanna play The Omega Virus."
Clay: "Yellow, help me."
The Omega Virus by terranbeau November 24, 2004

The Osama virus 

The Osama virus, a E-terrorist attack from beyond the grave.
Guy who knows knowing about computers: Watch the Osama Shoot down video
(link to The Osama virus)

The Fezi Virus 

The Fezi Virus is a contagious virus primarily prevalent amongst brown guys. Emotionally-stable girls unfortunately attract this virus, causing them to behave obsessively with creepy and pathetic tendencies.
Oh no, looks like you caught The Fezi Virus. Quick, bathe yourself in bleach! Kill yourself before they kill you! May the Lord be with you.
The Fezi Virus by bobo122 November 22, 2019

The Political Virus 

Hearts of Iron 4: The Political Virus is a hypothetical HoI4 mod that would be set in 2020's and woule be about a scenario where Covid-19 utterly destroyed neoliberalism and leading the world to become fully insane and completely unrecognized as it is nowadays, where the North America got into a warlord era, Europe is struggling between several extremist and totalitarian governments, Russia is now RSFSR 2.0, PRC is a totalitarian atheist country and the world is completely unrecognized as it is nowadays.
You really want to play The Political Virus when it releases, and it's cool, me too.
The Political Virus by Dumugian December 1, 2021

The California Virus 

When people from California move to your state and turn it blue.
Jimbo: Hey apparently Arizona is now blue.

Timmy: Yeah I think we have the California virus.