keep it on the squash 

to keep on the down low.

I boned my teacher last year, keep it on the squash.

keep it on the squash by Laurenanne. January 2, 2007

The Squash Monster 

A TiKToker that goes by the name of Joshua whose nickname is Squash and because of his wild nature he’s sometimes called the monster by family and friends.

The squash monster thinks he famous.

The Squash Monster by anonymous February 13, 2023

squash the beef 

to remedy a situation by issuing an apology and/or beating someones ass

Dude, squash the beef and apologize

Nick would like to squash the beef by throwing fists

squash the beef by Grinny July 21, 2006

squishing the squid 

The female equivalent of slapping the salami or choking the chicken.

Do I partake in squishing the squid? Why, my dear fellow, I'd be lying if I said I didn't.

squishing the squid by The original überbitch December 14, 2008

Squishing the Buritto 

Female Masturbation

Q:Why was Lauren being so quiet in the backseat?
A:Oh she was back there squishing the buritto

Squishing the Buritto by JC24 February 16, 2009

Squashing the Fly 

The term that is used when a player only gets a single trick during a round of hearts.

"Ha Ha…I shot the moon!"
"Well, I Squashed the fly!"
"D@mn 1t @J, you suck!!!"

Squashing the Fly by Rederickfay March 22, 2005

Squishing the Burrito 

Female Masturbation

Q:Why was Lauren being so quiet in the backseat?
A:She was back there squishing the burrito

Squishing the Burrito by JC24 February 16, 2009