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The Sahara Anus 

A little-known variation of the originally viral cinnamon challenge, the Sahara Anus instead forces contenders of the challenge to place cinnamon in or around the anus for a period of time. The goal of the Sahara Anus is to keep the cinnamon on the outside opening of the butthole (or completely inside for the most daring contestants) longer than the rest of the challengers. The name derives its origins from the extremely parched and dry texture the cinnamon leaves on the anus, similar to the extreme heat and barrenness of the Sahara Desert.
"Why were you in the hospital yesterday after the party?"
"...my friends decided to try the Sahara Anus."
The Sahara Anus by belletaria December 29, 2014
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Boating in the Sahara

‘Boating in the Sahara’ is a popular euphemism for when skeevy little British teenagers go off to North Africa looking for sexual relations with older men
Cyril was discovering more about himself, and decided to go boating in the Sahara to find Mr. Right

drier than the sahara

A person who hasn't gotten Dick in atleast 5 years, therefore dried up like the Sahara.
Friend: That teacher is such a bitch.
Me: She is probably drier than the sahara.