the repulsive raptor 

1)When a crow pilfers through your curbside garbage bag and spears a bloody tampon then perches on the roof of your house like a proud eagle with an olive branch in its beak.

2) The Official Seal of Cuba

Get my pellet gun so I can snuff the repulsive raptor before the neighbors see it.

the repulsive raptor by wolfbait51 December 10, 2011

The Strafing Raptor 

The ultimate player in Turok Evolution for the XBOX. The raptor with the uncanny ability to move sideways while still displaying the generic running forward animation. AKA, the God of Turok.

O! M! F'in'! G! You just got mauled by the strafing raptor!

The Strafing Raptor by William Davis Riley July 16, 2008

The Penis Raptor 

"The Penis Raptor" means to blow off inside a midget and grab their neck whispering "raptor attacker master whapper" and proceeding to choke them to death with your dick.

hey man guess what I summoned the penis raptor yesterday in that hoe and she bit my dick off and spit it into my mouth

The Penis Raptor by nebula49 December 31, 2020

The gentleman's raptor claw 

Extension of the raptor claw; Where one seductively places the thumb into the anus of a woman while in the throes of passionate fisting.

Prudish pornstar: I can't believe he tried to give me the raptor claw on set.
Gentlemen caller: Baby, you've clearly never had The gentleman's raptor claw.

The gentleman's raptor claw by ThatJO February 3, 2018

Knights of Raptor Jesus in the Holy Dino Appocalypse 

A cult created by high school mulitmedia kids dedicated to the advancement of the Church of Raptor Jesus through holy war and the conquer of the universe.

"Man, the Knights of Raptor Jesus in the Holy Dino Appocalypse are the most badass overlords ever, they give out free tacos!"

Knights of Raptor Jesus in the Holy Dino Appocalypse by DinoKnight0 May 2, 2010

The Internet Rapture™ 

The theory that Youtubers will be charged with a felony by a yet to be approved bill (Bill S.978) with a possible penalty of up to 5 years in prison for uploading a video containing copyrighted content which to the alarmists indicates the end of the Internet as we know it.

The Internet Rapture™ is coming... soon it will be illegal to do karaoke or play games and upload it to Youtube.

The Internet Rapture™ by AvidyaUS July 3, 2011

rapture of the deep 

a mental state or conversational diversion achieved by various technical types when they have become obsessed with an idea that is peripheral (or irrelevant) to the discussion at hand. Commonly experienced in meetings when everyone else is trying to get something accomplished.

Often expanded to infinite rapture of the deep for extra emphasis

Derived from "raptures of the deep" (nitrogen narcosis) that may be experienced by scuba divers when diving at depths below 100 feet.

How'd the meeting go?
--- We were doing well, but then Matt went off into infinite
rapture of the deep about computer languages

rapture of the deep by Golden Rod February 4, 2010