dropping the pelican 

peeing in your pants

Dude, she laughed so hard, she was totally just dropping the pelican.

dropping the pelican by tbrobst November 8, 2009

polly the pelican 

The girl who is rejected but the rejecter has a crush on said girl

Oh that poor polly the pelican

polly the pelican by Danathy buckles November 14, 2019

Petting the pelican 

Euphemism for male masterbation

All the hot water is gone, Bryce must be in the shower petting the pelican.

Petting the pelican by Frycebargusson June 15, 2013

feed the porcelain pelican 

To excrete waste via the anus - to take a huge shit.

Fuck mate, back in a moment, gotta feed the porcelain pelican.

feed the porcelain pelican by Raevn April 3, 2006

The Bald Pelican 

It is when the male over-achieves in shaving his penis completely bald, and it is soft as a pillow. The penis resembles the body of a pelican.

"man I have heard of trimming the hedges or maybe a whack job, but jimmy gave his penis the bald pelican".

The Bald Pelican by Joe Diffie April 14, 2013

the spanish pelican 

Similar to the Jerry Bruckheimer, but with more feathers, and in Spanish.

After performing an unusually avian version of the Jerry Bruckheimer, the crowd fell silent except for faint whispers of 'El Pelicano'. This was indeed The Spanish Pelican.

the spanish pelican by El Pelicano December 8, 2016