The Pants Dance 

The Pants Dance is the dance you make while fitting in pants. How to do it is simple. You just grab your hips and make it move, move as slow so it can smooth. Keep your feet as still as you can, while avoiding the task to stand. This might take time to complete, but doing it wrong is for defeat. Circle your hips until your done, as you can see the dance was fun. Thank you.

The Pants Dance can dance your pants while you dance the pants if the pants can dance while dancing in pants while you dance the pants while the pants will dance in the dancing made by you dancing The Pants Dance.

The Pants Dance by bonelesspizza December 30, 2016

The pants are on the other pelvis 

Synonymous with "the shoe is on the other foot", "the tables have turned" etc.

"You've activated my TRAP CARD! I guess the pants are on the other pelvis now eh?"

The pants are on the other pelvis by Trundles May 19, 2010

the pants incident 

when a bar will not allow you entry as you are wearing shorts, and your girl mate takes off her jeans in a toilet and sends her mate with them for you to change in the street, then come back for the girl to wear your shorts.
and at the end of the nite, u both change again in the middle of a pizza place with full length windows, with the girl shouting "i dont care if im in my knickers, anyone can see, it's only tom lol!"

amy and tom in liverpool during the pants incident lol lol lol

the pants incident by Paddy101 June 11, 2006

Fancy the pants off 

Have a huge crush on, desire, love, obsess about.

I fancy the pants off that guy who works in the book shop. He's gorgeous.

Fancy the pants off by vista_fail September 28, 2010

Cum Stain On The Pants Of Society 

It's a insult used on a person who is a pain or useless. The insult reffers to when a male ejaculates on his pants and a stain is left where the semen (or in slang cum fell. Hence the use of "cum") . It's acronym form is CSOTPOS. Used by many teenagers and is not understood by most teaches so it is higly useful.

Jim: DAVE DAVE DAVE!
Dave: Shut up you cum stain on the pants of society

Cum Stain On The Pants Of Society by AZZA25 July 1, 2010

sad in the pants 

1 )When a person is subject to something so depressing or disheartening that it eliminates or prevents all evidence of sexual arousal.

2 )The opposite of being happy in the pants.

1 )Shannon was really mean to me before Christmas; I was sad in the pants for a whole week.

2 )Today Claire told me that just because I was necessary didn't mean I was important. That made me sad in the pants.

sad in the pants by Michael Thomas May 3, 2007

Chicken of the Pants 

(n.) Similar to chicken of the sea, except referring to one's dick.

Guy 1: I'm gonna give Rachel some Chicken of the Pants tonight.
Guy 2: Are you gonna put some of your own seasoning on it?

Chicken of the Pants by Ankylosaurus February 21, 2010