Posted Like The Mailman 

the term used to describe a state of chillin or hanging out, or can be used to say that I'm not going anywhere, therefore posted like the mailman.

Tom:what up man?, what you doing?
Derik:not shit, I'm posted like the mailman
Tom: you're lame man, you always say that
Derik: Fuck you!, I'm on house arrest the next 3 months!!!!!

Posted Like The Mailman by Ya Boy Trax August 30, 2010

Craig The Mailman 

Dantdm’ s mailman from 2013-2016 that always hisses.

Do you remember Craig The Mailman.Nostalgia man…

Craig The Mailman by Ahadi2011 July 3, 2025

The Alaskan Mailman 

When you take viagra, stick your dick in the freezer to make it cold, and start suprise fucking while yelling "mails here!"

My bf tried doing "The Alaskan Mailman" but he left his dick in for to long and got frostbite.

The Alaskan Mailman by HesitantBubble July 19, 2021

the angry mailman 

the angry mailman is when a girl is having hardcore anal sex with a male and suddenly gets off his dick and farts in his face. Some peices of poop may come out because of how loose her anus is. This action causes the male to get really angry and mad and chase her around like a dog would chase a mailman.

My girl gave me the angry mailman last night and now I think I have pinkeye. What a bitch

the angry mailman by DanaNicoleVanWeenan July 12, 2010

Tom the Mail Man 

An absolute legend in the underground scene, and one of the most versatile artists that exists. He can sing, rap, play video games, stream, and do all of that AT THE SAME TIME. Everyone needs to listen to him.

Person 1: Oh my god bro, have you heard the new Tom the Mail Man song?
Person 2: BRO IT'S SO FIRE, I HONESTLY LOVED SSIE AND NOW HE'S DROPPING MORE STUFF!
Person 3: Who's Tom the Mail Man?
Person 1 & 2: Let's show our homie how fire this man is

Tom the Mail Man by 2extra May 11, 2021