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The Kitty's Titties

Something esquisite; the best among a set of alternatives.
My new shoes feel amazing. They are the Kitty's titties!
The Kitty's Titties by JAKiiii January 4, 2026

stretch the kitty 

Verb: Describes a sexual act involving vaginal penetration. The “kitty”, otherwise known as “pussy” may be “stretched” (spread, expanded, widened, or filled) using a penis, tongue, finger(s), sex toy or other insertable object. When properly executed “stretching the kitty” renders the kitty keeper orgasmic, ecstatic, relaxed and fulfilled.
Stretch the kitty has noting to do with real kitty cats. No real cats were harmed during the creation of this definition.
Guy: Dude, I want tostretch the kitty so badly tonight!
Girl: Tom can stretch the kitty so wide that I can barely walk!
stretch the kitty by Gibster805 January 30, 2021

Pet The Kitty 

A form of self-stimulation for females (Masturbation) or when another person stimulates the female (Fingering )
I can't believe my daughter pets the kitty
Petting the kitty is fingering yourself
Pet The Kitty

I caught Jenny petting the kitty
Pet The Kitty by MilkHunter January 30, 2015

kick the kitty 

casual sex, especially when instigated by the female.
Girl Friend 1: Really? So you can find keepers on tinder?

Girl Friend 2: Keepers? No, occasionally I just hook up with somebody to kick the kitty.
kick the kitty by RevBlue Welty September 22, 2014

bottle feed the kitty 

1. sexual intercourse
2. inserting the penis into the vagina.

3. cumming in the vagina during intercourse.
*as said by Frank Kramer on KABC 790am talk radio show: Frosty, Heidi, and Frank
my girl wants me to come over and bottle feed the kitty.

Salt the kitty 

Encourage tips or other monetary contributions by being the first to do it.
For example, "salt the kitty" by dropping a buck into an empty tip jar with the intent of getting others to follow suit.
Salt the kitty by Preacher-Man November 8, 2013