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The Jimmy Neutron Steve Martin 

the act of defecating on ones head while ejaculating on top of that then having one say "BRAIN BLAST"
"Dude, so Clara finally let me do the Jimmy Neutron Steve Martin on her yesterday.... it was amazing!"

" Karl did the most sensual thing to me yesterday, it's called The jimmy Neutron Steve Martin and i'm definitely letting him do it again to me tonight!"

"Dr. Jones told me that not only is the Jimmy Neutron Steve Martin good for your hair, its also good for your skin!"
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The Jimmy Chode 

The Jimmy Chose is a penis wider than it is long, or a chode, with the addition of one testicle or the birth monotestcular, with the testicle being square and the head being sharp and pointed.
Colin: Leo do you have The Jimmy Chode
Leo: No...

Jimmy: I DO

The Jimmy Black 

When you transfer to a station that doesn’t pickle and just lays 4 inch supply lines into Engine 7 on all of their working brownstone jobs
Mr. Rubottom said he would read me OSHA reports before bed so I pulled The Jimmy Black and went to Station 2.

The "Jimmy Timmy Power Hour" effect 

Basically, the "Jimmy Timmy Power Hour" effect is what happens when you take 2D characters and make them 3D, or vice versa, which makes them look terrible.
Person 1: Why does this Rick and Morty Plush look so bad?

Person 2: It's probably the "Jimmy Timmy Power Hour" effect.

The Jimmy Jam 

The Jimmy Jam is when a person who has dentures is having intercourse with another person. The person giving the penis takes his dentures out and jams them into the receivers anus at which point he yells JIMMY JAMMMM! And then pounds wildly on his chest.
OMG! The other night we were down at Shenanigans and Greco gave this old homeless man the Jimmy Jam in the bathroom!

The Jimmy Fest 

A very complex stunt requiring a cork, jam, a branding iron, and ass-less chaps. There are multiple steps to this procedure...

1. Place the jam in the recipients bum hole

2. Push the cork as far into the ass as possible

3. Then, brand the recipient with the branding iron (preferably with the shape of a large genitalia)

4. The recipient then should poop/fart as hard as possible rendering a jam explosion out of their anus

5. Have the recipient then eat the jam and yell "Jimmy Fest!" as loud as possible (preferably while chocking on the shitty jam"

6. While your partner chokes to death, sing "Living in the sunlight" by Tiny Tim

GREAT SUCCESS!
"Excuse me sir, would you mind going to the Jimmy Fest with me tonight?"
The Jimmy Fest by Bucko123 October 7, 2012

the jimmy lynch

Synonym: Quacker

1.)To walk with a fake limp to make people think your black, but instead of looking black you look like a duck.
If you see someone jimmy lynching make sure to quack at them.
the jimmy lynch by fpm12 March 25, 2003