"Up the Gumpstump" is a saying used to describe a large quantity of anything.

Elderly people are more prone to saying "Up the Gumpstump" than other people. Most particularly when they are stressed about something they have a lot of.

Merged words (gump & stump) believed to be originated from the words gum stump. A gum stump is a stump of a gum or Eucalyptus tree.

Used as an exclamation!

Geez Jim, we've got gophers up the gumpstump!

My my Helen, I have fleas up the gumpstump!

Holy toledo! Mutant Ninja Turtles up the gumpstump!

Up the Gumpstump by *echo* July 7, 2010

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The gumps

when you see someone running very fast

Friend 1:Did you see that?
Friend 2: Ya man that boy put the gumps on

Friend 1:Yes I just won the race
Friend 2:Hey man where did you get those gumps?

The gumps by T-Free88 March 13, 2011

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The Gumper

When one has intense, vigorous sexual intercourse with themselves or their partner to the point where they lose all cognitive recognition.

"I remember the time Johnny gave himself The Gumper down behind my dad's camper with the life-sized blow up doll of Nicolas cage."

Honey, if you give me another Gumper I may never snap out of it.

Thanks babe, can I have another Gumper?

The Gumper by Pseudosaur May 30, 2018

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