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Smelled the Cupcake 

1. v. when an individual is preforming fellatio on a man and in withdrawing slightly, unintentionally lets the penis flick out and in continuing the rhythmical sucking receives an jab from the penis head to the nostrils at which point the party receiving the fellatio ejaculates all up in to the other's nasal passages. This can also be done by simply ramming one's penis into the other's nose with one's hand and blowing one's load simultaneously. Derived from instances when someone is eating a cupcake and another says "that cupcake smells excellent" and when the person goes to smell the other hits their hand covering their nose in frosting.

2. Can also be used to describe a fuck up. Used similarly to "screwed the pooch"
You really smelled the cupcake on that one
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smell the cupcake 

when someone is getting head, and just as they finish they jam their schlong into the givers sniffer and blow their load up her nose
man, last night i totally made this chick smell the cupcake

Lick the cupcake 

The act of jizzing on a girls vagina and licking it off
Man she was well kinky she wanted me to lick the cupcake

icing the cupcake 

when a girl masturbates. the cupcake is the vagina and she is trying to cum(the icing)
girl 1: what you doing?
girl 2: icing the cupcake, you know bae been out of town.
icing the cupcake by k Smyth March 8, 2014

The Round Cupcake

this is what it is called when a man who has no pubic hair put his penis into a women who has a forest of hair growing in and around her vagina.
"Last night I experienced the round cupcake four times"
The Round Cupcake by Hopf December 22, 2004

the poison cupcake 

the poison cupcake is a skilled monuver that must be done carefully, the actions of the poison cupcake are when the male pulls his testicles and penis in between his legs untill the go to the rear. then the femalejumps on the makes back and sits backword cowgirl syle and begind smaking the balls with the tips of her fingers. and stabbing the tip of the penis with her nails. it wont bring the male much pleasure. but the female will feel dominant!
the poison cupcake sexyness version

The Gentlemens Cupcake

When two gentlemen agree to fart into each other’s hands and smell them at the same time.
Oh my god, those two guys are performing The Gentlemens Cupcake. They must be brothers.”

gentlemen’s cupcake