the finger buffet 

Shoving two fingers in a buddies mouth after fingering some snatch.

You give someone the finger buffet when you get done fingering your girlfriend and shove two fingers in your friends mouth. Sometimes if shes hot they will suck off the left overs.

the finger buffet by goofy5953 June 6, 2009

The Barnes Buffet 

The act of sucking more than 7 penises in a day.

Ugh, don't go near her! Last week she chowed down on The Barnes Buffet!

The Barnes Buffet by It's all a joke June 7, 2011

The Red Buffet 

The Red Buffet A.K.A. 960 CDU is a dark extortion group based on telegram. They claim to control a lot of "slaves" and sell some extorted content they call "dishes" on telegram. No one knows if they are real or not, is it a game or something real? The true mystery is all over the internet.

The Red Buffet extorted me

The Red Buffet by juliane712 May 2, 2025

The old country buffet

Put deisred food (preferably broccoli and cheese or mashed potatoes) in grandmas vagina once awake in the morning. when dinner time comes Granny quiffs out your hot and steamy Old country buffet on your plate.

Hey mom, what are we having for dinner?

The old country buffet!

YAY!!

The old country buffet by Olivia Buckham August 22, 2011

Eat at the Old Country Buffet 

Eating ass.

Brock was about to go down on Amber, but then he flipped her over and decided to eat at the Old Country Buffet.

Eat at the Old Country Buffet by Mapppy84 May 10, 2023

Flush the buffer

A term often used in the IT world as a euphemism for cracking one off in a closet

I just flushed the buffer in my lunch break!

Flush the buffer by Sybil May 5, 2005

The Buffer 

The last big fart right before you have to take a shit. Usually smells worse than the actual shit. Generally this is the last sign that an oncoming shit is inevitable and imminent. A slow, controlled walk to the nearest shitter may be required.

Holy shit dude, I just dumped the buffer!

The Buffer by Oregon Hillbilly November 9, 2010