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The Boiled One 

An entity from Doctor Nowhere that haunts anyone who watched Broadcast 813 for the rest of their life and puts them into a Pseudocoma.

(Locked-in syndrome (LIS), also known as pseudocoma, is a condition in which a patient is aware but cannot move or communicate verbally due to complete paralysis of nearly all voluntary muscles in the body except for vertical eye movements and blinking. The individual is conscious and sufficiently intact cognitively to be able to communicate with eye movements.)
"Upon the manifestation of my being in the future, you will be asleep in bed. I will be there and watch over you. When you wake, you will not be able to move any part of you. When the doctors eventually find you, they will not see me. But you will. And I'll see you too. Forever, I'll see you." - The Boiled One
The Boiled One by jjrplz54 August 11, 2024

The Broiler

The act of putting your asshole up to a water jet within a hot tub and filling your anus with hot tub water, then having your girl eat out your booty hole, then violently releasing all that hot dookie broiler water onto her face.
Bro, the other night Liam took some nasty Lake County heffer out for dinner at The Broiler. Then proceeded to take her back to her place and gave her the ole broiler all over her face.
The Broiler by Bronoun69 April 2, 2026

Boiled the Cheese 

When a person attepts to accomplish a task only to end in failure.

refers too: attempting to prepare Kraft Mac & Cheese but dumping the cheese packet into the water.....We've all done it!
Jack really boiled the cheese on that project he was given for class.
Boiled the Cheese by D-Link July 17, 2009

boiled the bunny 

the act of a girlfriend, ex-girlfriend, someone you had a one-night stand with, etc. going off the deep end and becomes obsessive and/or delusional
guy 1: I told my girlfriend I had basketball practice and she still called me 10 times in 2 hours

guy 2: You need to dump her man, she's officially boiled the bunny on you