The Beach Boys

The American equivalent of The Beatles. They were the only band that could rival The Beatles' popularity. Back in the day, they were one of the biggest bands in the world, and they're still surprisingly still active today. With two of the original members, no less...even though they're in their eighties.

While The Beach Boys' popularity waned considerably after the 1970's, they did make a brief comeback in 1988 with the song "Kokomo" and again in 2012 with their 50th anniversary tour. Despite this, they're still not as popular as they once were, for obvious reasons and not so obvious reasons. They're washed up, if you will.

Some of their most popular songs include:
-Surfin' USA
-California Girls

-Don't Worry Baby
-The aforementioned "Kokomo"
- God Only Knows
-Good Vibrations
-I Get Around
-And more...

The Beach Boys by Ubeenbamboozledson July 30, 2022

The Beach (Mental Illness) 

The concept of a "beach" is a human perception constructed from sensory input, blending sand, water, and various elements into a mental experience. In reality, there is no universal or intrinsic existence of a beach; it is a mental abstraction shaped by individual interpretations of coastal environments.

I have been diagnosed with The Beach (Mental Illness). I have episodes where I believe there is a beach. In reality, there is no such thing.

The Beach (Mental Illness) by FLCOnTop January 3, 2024

Land one on the beach 

To "land one on the beach", or "landed one on the beach" is to take a shit that is so big that at least half of its unbroken length sticks up out of the water of the toilet bowl and clings to the porcelain like a beached whale taking its last breath.

Dude, you've got to see this. I just "landed one on the beach", It was such a big shit it brushed my nuts when it finally broke loose and fell over. I love it when I "land one on the beach" I never flush those, so the next guy can see how insignificant his shit capacity is!

Land one on the beach by Sall Matsaulu August 30, 2009

Screaming Multiple Orgasm On The Beach 

n. A mixed drink. A mix of a Screaming Multiple Orgasm and a Sex On The Beach. If you put too much Peachtree Schnapps in, the drink is very bad.

Ingredients:
1 1/2 oz Bailey's Irish Cream
1 1/2 oz Amaretto
1 oz Malibu rum
1/2 oz Triple sec
1 oz Midori melon liqueur
1 oz Peachtree schnapps
2 oz Club soda

Mixing instructions:
Fill glass 1/2 full with ice. Add all liquers and speed shake. Top with club soda.

You should have seen the reaction I got from the bartender when I asked for a Screaming Multiple Orgasm On The Beach.

Screaming Multiple Orgasm On The Beach by Dan Weyandt December 31, 2007

Houdini of the Beach

A forbidden technique for changing into a bathing suit passed down from father to son. Without proper practice, using this ancient art may result in dire and painful consequences.
It is performed as follows:

Remove pants, then wear your suit over your underpants, then, remove underpants out from under suit.

Guy 1: Finally here at the beach, let's head over to the changing rooms and get ready for a swim.
Guy 2: Nah bro, you go ahead, I'll just get changed here using Houdini of the Beach.
Guy 1: You can't be serious! What if it goes wrong?!
Guy 2: Trust me, I got this! *Tries it and immediately rips underpants* ... Fuck.

Houdini of the Beach by Wig Denis August 22, 2021

Sex on the Beach

n. A fruity mixed drink, popular during summer and especially during Spring Break. Here's a recipe that will make a gallon.

Ingredients:
1 cup Peach schnapps
1 cup Midori melon liqueur
1 cup Rum
1 cup Chambord
1 1/2 qt Pineapple juice
1 1/2 qt Cranberry juice
1 bag Ice

Mixing instructions:
Makes 1 gallon of punch -- mix all 4 liquers in 1 parts and fill rest with pineapple and cranberry juice

Sue can sure pound that Sex on the Beach.

Sex on the Beach by Dan Weyandt December 31, 2007

going to the beach 

code-phrase for getting high on maryjane.

"Dude, i'm going to the beach this weekend, wanna come?"
"Hell yeah man! I'll bring my own pail and shovel! (wink wink)"

going to the beach by BlackHash October 8, 2009