The Archives 

A noun used to describe any type of item that someone brings out that has not been seen or heard of in a long ass time. So when it's brought out it shocks everybody.

example1
J: Yo, look at these sneakers I'm rockin' tell me they're not sick.

D: Damn! where'd you find the Jordan 11's

J: They were in the archives dawg.

example2

D: Yo let's find an old ass instrumental to rap on.
J: Which one?

D: I don't know check the archives we'll find somethin.

The Archives by thetrustee May 29, 2009

Behold The Architect 

A band with a shitty black singer, he can't cary a tune for shit. "WHAT HAVE I DONE!?!?!?!?!"
They are not going anywhere. They suck

edit* they have since changed their name to atlantis must burn HOW GAY IS THAT

Billy "Hey guys you want to go see Behold the Architect tonight?"
Tom "Sure, and after, we can commit suicide"
Tom "Let me guess, their playing at Rocko's?"
Ron "Do they ever play anywhere else"
Billy "no"
Billy "Will they?"
Tom "No"

Behold The Architect by Southern NH guy July 2, 2008

{You fools, this is officially the last definition in the archives!} 

I beat you all! Hahahahahaha!

Me rn:{You fools, this is officially the last definition in the archives!}

{You fools, this is officially the last definition in the archives!} by TrueDragonzzz Gaming November 1, 2019

The Architect 

nickname from George W. Bush for Karl Rove

The Architect wanted to close more jails by appointing more conservative judges and prosecutors.

The Architect by Coop Dupe January 3, 2020

The Architect 

Sexiest man alive, no objections allowed.
The one who climbed mountain dew.
The one who sees all colors in black and white.
Musician

"We need a hero...we need the architect"

The Architect by Koringa November 21, 2021

O5-3 “The Architect” 

Also known as Branden, O5-3 is the main avatar maker for the SCPVerse. And the guy we have to convince to take a break to sleep and eat instead of making avatars

God dammit O5-3 “The Architect”, go get some sleep

O5-3 “The Architect” by ZeppelinFunds July 7, 2022

The Magnus Archives 

The Magnus Archives is a podcast distributed by Rusty Quill Ltd. and licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution Non-Commercial Sharealike 4.0 International Licence.

*sips cup of madness*

"Have you listened to The Magnus Archives?"

"Is that the podcast of a bunch of queer British people screaming?"

"Yeah that's the one"

"Of course, how could I forget the name of my latest hyper fixation of the past 2 months where I lock myself in a dark room and get absorbed into a podcast that at first seems like spooky stories, but transpires into something horrific and deep?"

*The phone rings, it's your mother. She's worried about you. You haven't come out of your room in 2 months. Please answer the phone*

The Magnus Archives by Not Safe For Worms May 7, 2020