The Jared Allen 

Hog tie a girl and put her at the end of a slippery hallway. With an erect penis, run towards her and slide in on your knees so that your dick is jammed into her vagina.

Pablo: "What happened to you?"
Santiago: "I tried The Jared Allen on my girlfriend and missed...."

The Jared Allen by TheInvertedNipples September 11, 2011

The Peter Allen Method 

To find an answer that is clearly wrong by making up a method and using bad assumptions.

Guy 1: I think Jimmy is going to make the fluids final easy

Guy 2: How on earth did you come up with that theory?

Guy 1: The Peter Allen Method

The Peter Allen Method by Dr. Chuang April 13, 2010

The Purple Gang (The Purple Aliens) 

The Purple Gang (The Purple Aliens) is a really dope gang in GTA 5. You dress up as aliens, and you clash with the green gang. The green gang is shit.

Purple gang is the GOAT! 💜💜💜

The Purple Gang (The Purple Aliens)

The Purple Gang (The Purple Aliens) by Gloomy Gamer Girl May 1, 2020

Allen the Brawl-Fag 

Sucks Bowser's weiner on Super Smash Brothers brawl, takes carrot dildos up the butt from beach, and is a gay rabbit overall.

Allen the Brawl-Fag uses Olimar and sodomizes himself with Picmen.

Allen the Brawl-Fag by jokerman15 January 1, 2012

Allen the Cocksucker 

Kid from Albuquerque who enjoyed licking boners.

Allen, no, please do not slobber on my winky.

-Allen the Cocksucker

Allen the Cocksucker by jokerman15 January 1, 2012

aliens in the attic 

The greatest movie ever. It fixed me and my wife's marrige. It brought into the city of England. I also now have full custody of the kids.

Aliens in the attic is a great 2009 movie

aliens in the attic by Aliens in my attic fan club August 23, 2017

St. Joseph the Worker School (Allentown, Pennsylvania)

1) HELL

2) MORE HELL

3) Makes you act less catholic than you were at the beginning

4) Teachers and staff do NOTHING about bullying and harassment

5) The uniforms suck

6) The kids there are arrogant, conceited, stuck-up little assholes

7) There was 1 teacher who was pretty awesome. Thanks Mr. Simcoe!! (They made him leave his teaching job after my class left)

8) You are just wasting $2,000 dollars a year (preschool, pre-kindergarten, and k-8) so about $22,000.

9) VERY SHITTY TEACHERS!

10) i'm low-key convinced that one of the staff/teachers was a pedophile

11) EVEN MORE HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My friend: "You went to St. Joseph the Worker School (Allentown, Pennsylvania)???"

Me: "Yeah. It was a hell hole"

My friend: "I'm surprised you're alive!"

St. Joseph the Worker School (Allentown, Pennsylvania) by ej747 July 23, 2019