smithy the toad 

Smithy the toad was once a man with a large penis, he then go turned into a toad. When this happened he kept the long penis and his been blissed with hoes all of his life as a toad. He cannot walk very well hard or flimsy, but can fuck like a full grown man

Smithy the toad's erection is 10 inches long.

smithy the toad by Patty December 10, 2004

soak the toad 

Refers to smoking refer. Derived from a term it rhymes with, 'sneak a toke' which is to smoke weed from a small metal pipe that looks like a cigarette (sneaky). Term created to be used inconspicuously or in public.

Teacher: Why are you late?
Student: I had to soak the toad.
Teacher: Um...Go sit down.
Student: (sits down) hehe arrrrrrrrrrright!

soak the toad by m4st3r g1bs January 24, 2011

unload the toad

when someone unload's tahm kench in league of legends.

"i have unload the toad!!"

unload the toad by Lil-Boe-Peep May 16, 2016

Met the toad 

Experiencing a completely different outlook on life after taking psychedelics (like Mike tyson after smoking DMT)

Experiencing a completely different outlook on life after taking psychedelics (like Mike tyson after smoking DMT)

“What happened to Mathew?he used to be so angry all the time.”
“He met the toad after taking shrooms and now he gardens to get rid of all his frustrations “

Met the toad by suckmah October 27, 2020

Meeting the toad 

Experiencing a completely different outlook on life after taking psychedelics (like Mike tyson after smoking DMT)

“What happened to Mathew?he used to be so angry all the time.”
“He met the toad after taking shrooms and now he gardens to get rid of all his frustrations “

“Omg You just had 4 tabs of acid!”
“I’m planning on meeting the toad”

Meeting the toad by suckmah October 27, 2020

Loading the Toad 

Another word for Masturbating

I was Loading the Toad in there!

Loading the Toad by BillyJimJoe October 31, 2023

Watering the toad

When you spit on someone’s asshole.

Sometimes preformed back and forth, taking turns.

Watering the toad means to spit on someone’s privates.

I’m meeting up with a girl later, I’m going to water her toad later.

Watering the toad by Toadlover April 27, 2026