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Susan Collins 

1. A term used to describe a woman who trusts an irate, lying, paranoid drunk over a competent, collected woman.
2. A politician who acts as though she is a moderate feminist, but is a master-mind behind the war on women.
3. The act of pretending to care and listen to survivors of sexual assault, but afterwards claiming the survivors were bullies.
4. A politician who delivers a speech that speaks down to every person who ever experienced or believed someone who was a victim of sexual assault.
5. A hypocrite.
Angela pulled a Susan Collins when she told Brandon that Amy was a bully for telling her she was raped last weekend.
That governor is a real Susan Collins for saying she supports women while restricting their access to birth control.

I would say I'm more of a Susan Collins in that I find angry powerful men incredibly compelling.
Susan Collins by Bart Kavanaugh October 6, 2018

Susan Collins 

Let's order Brett his favorite drink, a Susan Collins, so he'll stop perjuring himself in front of the Senate.
Susan Collins by AngryLefty October 6, 2018

Susan Collins 

Someone selfish who will let people suffer.

Someone who is a major downer.
I just ran over a dog with my car.

Dude, you're such a Susan Collins.

Why aren't you coming out tonight, you Susan collins?
Susan Collins by Doitrightonight October 5, 2018

Susan Collins 

A woman who is a traitor to the interests of her gender. A female Uncle Tom.
In order to protect her own political aspirations she handed a rapist a lifetime appointment to the Supreme Court, she is such a Susan Collins.

She turned me in to the police for reading after Emperor Trump passed the “Women’s AntiLiteracy Act” —- what a Susan Collins!

She just stood there and laughed while they raped me, she’s such a Susan Collins.

Of course the Commander’s wife enjoys Ofred’s suffering, she is a classic Susan Collins.
Susan Collins by dramabacle October 6, 2018

Susan Collins 

An alcoholic drink very much like a Tom Collins, except with the added ingredient of goodies/rohypnol.
Last night, Bart O'Kavanuagh bought me a Susan Collins at the bar and then pushed me into his car to rape me.

Susan Collins 

An alcoholic drink made by combining gin, lemon juice, and simple syrup topped with soda water and rohypnol
Ugh, last night this stranger bought me a Susan Collins at the bar!