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Surly the cat 

Surly is a cat who is kind loving and caring, or is he🤡🤡Surly is a cat who LOVES to eat Mac N cheese. Surly can be scary sometimes. Sometimes surly’s eyes turn red and it can be creepy. There are a TON of other cats that have crushes on him because he is so HOT 🥵
Surly the cat by YayWayBay December 2, 2019

surly for wood 

To exhibit surly behaviors to the extreme; oozing surliness. To be in a mood so foul and miserable that one might question if someone had pissed in your Cheerios that morning. This behavior can also be caused by having your panties in a wadded up bunch in your butt crack. An unmatched display of profanity for no apparent reason.
Ken: "God-Damn, son-of-a-bitch. Shit."
Charlie: "Geez Ken, what's up with you today? You are surly for wood" Ken: "Shut up Charlie and get me some dip."

surly drunk 

Someone who is a mother fucking idiot when drunk.
surly drunk by DarkLight107 March 8, 2019

surly dwarf 

Small brown halfling, easily impressed by plastic cars and belt accessories. Generally too small to climb over a snowflake. Likes mowing, eating, dithering, eating and sarcasm.

See also hot karl
Q. Where's the surly dwarf?
A. He's too afraid to come in, he saw dandruff on his pillow this morning
surly dwarf by SteenK L.ARSE.N March 4, 2005

Surly you jest 

To accuse someone of a clever jest or jesting.

A phrase the Eisley AIM Chat room (Laughing City) adopted.
Bender665: What is an Eisley??
queen of clout: Surly you jest!

Surly Joe 

A character from the 2018 American Western anthology film, The Ballad Of Buster Scruggs.

Used to describe an average joe who is bad tempered and unfriendly
Surly Joe (Surly Joe), Surly Joe (Surly Joe).
Where the rest of his face has got to, we don't know (we don't know)
He was never any fun, now his grumpy race has run
Kisser blown to kingdom come, oh, Surly Joe (yee-haw!)
Surly Joe by Toostew August 11, 2023