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standardized 

Synonym for bullshit.

Usually given obscene value by our superiors for basically no good reason.
I have to study for my standardized test next week so I don't end up working at McDonalds and hanging myself with my pants in the bathroom at 30.
standardized by RopeSnake November 4, 2017

The Standardized Dick Measurement 

The Standardized Dick Measurement.

The Girl ever wants to know the real size of any Guys Dick.

First Have the guy clinch a Fist.

Then have the guy add 3 fingers sideways on top of the fist he is clinching.

Add up the total length top to bottom of the fist and fingers and This will give you the real size of his Dick. Head,Shaft and the Base.
Hey Jen I want to know how big Jakes Dick Is.
Just have Jake do the The Standardized Dick Measurement.

Standartized Meme 

A meme , that has been used so often, but never really dies out.
"What Song is that at 4:20?"
"Darude - Sandstorm."
"What a great Standartized Meme."