Skyrim Standard Time (SST) 

The time zone a Skyrim player finds him or herself in when they spend six to ten hours a day playing the game and find it difficult to make time for other, less important activities.

Steve-"I was going to see my grandma in the hospital, but I really wanted to finish the dark brotherhood quest line."

John- "Bro you're stuck in Skyrim Standard Time (SST)."

Skyrim Standard Time (SST) by The Blackguard November 27, 2011

Female Standard Time 

The difference between real time and the time a female perceives it to be. This is generally estimated by adding 15 minutes per female involved, up to 4 females (1 hour).

Female: I'm going to see a movie with my 2 friends, so I should be home by 9.

Accounting for Female Standard Time, she should arrive home around 9:45.

Female Standard Time by Spud05 October 23, 2011

Shruti Standard Time 

Shruti Standard Time (SST)

1. When you arrive 30 minutes after the promised appointment time and keep everybody else waiting.
2. When you say "ok let's go" when everybody is actually waiting for you.

Anoka: It's 6 o'clock, where is everybody?
Albert: LOL don't you know? It's Shruti Standard Time! You're supposed to come at 6:30!

Shruti Standard Time by nirvana1221 November 17, 2019

NEGRO STANDARD TIME 

The time zone used by blacks anytime there is a scheduled event their time is always going to be 30 min to an hour after the scheduled start time of the event

a football game starts at 8pm blacks are going to use Negro Standard Time (NST)and be there at 8:30-9:00

NEGRO STANDARD TIME by RobertMH January 17, 2008

Black Standard Time 

A time frame in which black people arrive incredibly late.

Yo man Jamal was on black standard time last night got to the club hella late

Black Standard Time by Iwassomeoneonce July 14, 2019

Mormon Standard Time

Due to the struggle of having countless kids, Mormons run late to most every occasion. It is only acceptable to be late if you are Mormon, otherwise there is no excuse.

The meeting starts at 9:00 but we'll tell Steve that it starts at 8:30 because he runs on Mormon Standard Time.

Mormon Standard Time by Sickle Mode August 22, 2019

Jewish Standard Time 

A standard of time, normally being about 26 minutes after the rest of the people within your time zone.

Dude, WTF? Can't you make it to work on time? Are all your clocks set on Jewish Standard Time?

Jewish Standard Time by Sgt. I.M. Nobody January 17, 2009