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Stagger Lee 

Stagger Lee is one bad mother fucker. His legend is eternal along with his presence (even though he was around in the 1930s). He bangs all sorts of gals, resulting in a blinding hatred from his disgruntled wife. She throws him out into the rain and the sleet, leading to him drowning his sorrows in The Bucket Of Blood.

He takes out his frustrations on the bar-tender, putting 4 holes in the cunt's head, simply because he hadn't heard tell of Stagger's exploits. He then forces Billy Dilly to suck him of before blasting a hole in his head with a shot-gun.

Stagger is basically a mad bastard, he fucks shit and people up, feels no remorse and goes home and contemplates what he did over a nice candle-lit dinner of testicles and liver. He has been known to laugh at the corpses of young children and to stab himself in the leg for light entertainment.
1) Cardinal: "Here Matt, watch your asshole. It's common knowledge that Stagger Lee will climb over 50 pussies to get to one boy's fat asshole."

2) Stagger Lee: "Don't you know who I am? I'm the bad mother fucker called Stagger Lee"

Bar-tender: "Nah mate, never heard tell of you"

Stagger puts 4 bullets in bar-tender's head.
Stagger Lee by Nick Cave August 15, 2010

Stagger Swagger 

A drunk person that can hold it down & walk the line.
Homie got pulled over for suspected drunk driving but he busted out with his stagger swagger & they let him go.
Stagger Swagger by shoo.shu March 22, 2016

stagger bomb 

Jim Beam Red Stag Black Cherry Kentucky Straight Bourbon Whiskey and Red Bull.
A variation of Jägerbomb.
Stagger Bomb, You are in for a great time after this one! Shot of Ice Cold Red Stag, Dropped into Red Bull and enjoy
walk or move unsteadily, as if about to fall.
"he stagger'd to his feet, swaying a little"
stagger'd by subdreamer November 7, 2015

stagger foot 

The person who has stagger foot is a person who is so drunk they can barely walk.
Guy 1: Man check out that fool over there with his stagger foot. Guy 2: He needs to go lay down. Oh great, now he just pissed himself.
stagger foot by jimmybomm July 15, 2021

stoplight stagger 

That way you stagger your car at a stoplight so that your window isn't lined up directly with the car next to you so as to avoid awkward eye contact and/or open-window singalongs.
I was sure to do the stoplight stagger so that guy next to me wouldn't hear me singing along with Justin Bieber.
stoplight stagger by sixpence December 10, 2012

Scotsmann's Stagger 

This is a taunt from Valve's Team Fortress 2, that you can perform as the defensive class, Demoman. It's pretty simple, it just makes the Demo stumble around all drunk, mumbling pretty hard to understand jumble.
Demo: Does Scotsmann's Stagger.
Also Demo: u thiNk Ur beTer'n mE , theN u'VE goT anoDa ding-