St. Patrick's Day Eve 

Drinking the night before St. Patrick's Day.

Erika, unable to wait for St. Patrick's Day, spent St. Patrick's Day Eve downing shots and drinking beer at the local Irish Pub.

St. Patrick's Day Eve by Soe302 March 18, 2009

St. Patrick's Day

Supposed to be on the Island = A national holiday in Ireland celebrating the life of St. Patrick, where you even got to forget Lent for a day.
Nowadays in USA = Just an excuse teenagers find to get wasted either during the school week or on Spring Break.

-Oh man! St. Patrick's Day as awesome!!!
=What'd you do?
-umm....I don't.....remember....
=Yeah, that's what I thought, you culture-stealing liberal! Go get drunk on Pearl Harbor Day or something! Leave St. Patty's Day to the laddies!

St. Patrick's Day by Drumline May 31, 2006

St. Patrick's Day

A day to commemorate that famous Briton who was born in Banna Venta Berniae, Cumbria, England.
Yet another Englishman who attempted to civilize the Irish.

It's wonderful to think that St. Patrick's Day is spent celebrating another famous Englishman.

St. Patrick's Day by soreofhing August 10, 2009

St. Patrick's Day

Wear green. Go to parades and bars. Drink Guinness. Get snot hanging drunk. Act like an idiot. Blame March 17th.

"Man you are really hung over. And, you're wearing like 100 different kinds of shamrock pins and buttons... and a lot of green. What happened to you?"
"St. Patrick's Day happened to me. But I don't give a shite, cause I'm not in the band anymore, mate."

St. Patrick's Day by Anonymous January 23, 2005

st. patrick's school 

A Catholic K-8 school in Rockville, MD and a lot of... diversity
we have sluts, geniuses, partyers, jocks, fags,
black, white, even Asian!
girls can be gorgeous or just awful and the boys none are that good looking BUT they think the girls are pretty because.of the way they look(boobs and ass not face)

they fap A LOT

Yeah that is the school
oh the education sucks we don't learn anything the teachers sick too

*pretty girl walks in* I go to st. patrick's school
*ugly boy walks in* I.go to st. Patricks
*nerd walks in * I go to st. Patrick's too
*Asian walks in* I go to st. PAtricks
*slug walks in* I go to st. Patrick's u wanna hook up?

st. patrick's school by what_up_haters_ December 11, 2013

St. Patrick's Revenge 

1. The terrible hangover you have the day after St. Patrick's Day.

2. Throwing up as a result of excessive drinking, either while drunk or while hungover. (Compare Montezuma's revenge.)

1. "Don't talk to me. It's March 18 and I'm suffering St. Patrick's Revenge."

2. "I'm never drinking again. I just spent half an hour in the bathroom, suffering St. Patrick's Revenge."

St. Patrick's Revenge by fightxsong March 19, 2009

St. Patrick's Day shits 

Anytime someone has an unusually green shit. Such an act is likely to take place the day after St. Patrick's Day because of the high amount of green food dye consumed.

Dude 1: Wow, I dont know what I ate yesterday, but I had a mad case of St. Patrick's Day shits this morning and got it all over the bathroom wall.
Dude 2: Holy shit! It looks like Gumby exploded in the your bathroom!

St. Patrick's Day shits by Lionel Matson April 6, 2008