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The Spruce, The Spruzla or The Spruce Moose are forms to describe a small shantytown where the consumption of dakka takes place on at least a twice daily basis, whilst still maintaining a floor garbage height level of no less than 30cm.
"Lets hit the djuzla for a few brews and back to the spruzla for several hot ones"
spruce by Art Vandalay November 23, 2003
a word that originated from a simpsons episode presumably meaning good, a-ok, excellent.
Man1:heres that poo porn you wanted.
(man1 hands video to man2)
Man2:spruce.thanks alot, you slime ball, im a cop.
BLAM BLAM BLAM!
(Man1 dies)
spruce by (pat)Rico cassonova September 16, 2006
Although some beleive it's a tree, Spruce is a human being whose parents can't stop naming their kids after trees. Spruce is a flaming homosexual and should never be trusted.
Don't trust Spruce. I bent over to pick up my dollar, and he tried sticking his head up my ass. So then I stabbed him.
Spruce by Joe February 14, 2004
"You see me stain that red bull at the gas station?" " Yeah G that was an easy spruce huh?"
Spruce by Dr.Cheeto November 27, 2017
another form of spruce is a Spruce Brannigans. Basically this is a little bastard who wears a back pack that is twice as big as him. Little fokkers!
"Hey you guys, check out the spruce brannigans over there! Fukin spruce!"
spruce by Spruce Jacobs June 10, 2003

Spruce View School 

A school that's in the middle of no where were everybody is related and the best thing to do at lunch is to drive around and bang your girlfriend. Spruce view is 30 seconds away from the school where there is the classic J-Bar to get drunk.
person 1: Don't blink you will miss spruce view school and spruce view.
Person 2: oh shit I blinked where did it go?