Sponging-out 

To invite friends to a party and then not show up or show up and leave early

If you were to you tell your friends about a party, then don't show up and say it's because the stars didn't align so you're feeling tired, then you could expect your friends to were Sponging-out

Sponging-out by NotSpong January 28, 2010

Spending Time In the Shower 

Masterbating

Even though he's seventeen, he's not spending time in the shower.

Spending Time In the Shower by stella the pug July 23, 2010

spodding

Doing things, often involving computers, games and TV, that take an inordinate amount of time to do but achieve almost nothing tangible or reportable; often occurring when you have real stuff to do.

I've got an essay due in tomorrow but I can't seem to stop spodding.

spodding by julian- July 24, 2008

Victoria Sponging 

The action of sexual intercourse while encased in two or more large cushions

“Joy and I were Victoria Sponging on Friday night, and it was wonderful. Until I hit my head on the radiator and she fell out the bed.”

Victoria Sponging by angelas101 January 23, 2010

Daylight Spendings 

Antonym for daylight savings

Im glad daylight savings time is over, now back to normal life with daylight spendings.

Daylight Spendings by 123four March 25, 2009

Sock Sponging 

The delicasy art form of dumping in your sock, whilst ur partner sqeezes the sock like a sponge, so the juices from the usually solid form trickle down his/hers mouth, as he/she is cupping ones private parts with a wet sponge

turn around so we can do some sock sponging- I wanna taste that good shit!

Sock Sponging by DirtyGertie September 11, 2009

Minister of Resources and Spending 

A satirical or humorous acronym expansion created as a playful parody of the traditional title "Mrs." used for married women. In this context, "MRS" is humorously reimagined to stand for "Minister of Resources and Spending," implying a lighthearted association between married individuals and their roles as decision-makers or managers of household resources and expenditures. This parody acronym is not an official or conventional title but is employed for comedic effect or commentary on the responsibilities often associated with married life.

Used Car Salesman: So, my man, are you going to buy the Delorean today? It won't last long!

Married Man: I'm really interested, but I'll have to run it by the Minister of Resources and Spending first.

Minister of Resources and Spending by gonzobrains September 13, 2023