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Hatsuharu Sohma

Possessed by the Chinese Zodiac spirit of the Ox, and a member of the Sohma family, Hatsuharu "Haru" Sohma is yet another damn hot white-haired anime character. Unfortunately he`s taken; he`s in a relationship with Isuzu "Rin" Sohma, the girl possessed by the Horse. Haru`s usually deadpan and emotionless as a rock, but he`s been known to make ridiculous jokes to clear the air when things get too serious. He`s one of the taller Zodiac spirit-possessors, had three piercings in each ear, a snake tattoo on his upper left arms, and likes his clothes flashy.

Also unfortunately, whenever he`s hugged by a normal girl, he`ll transform into an ox. Bummer for all you fangirls.

Oh--and did I mention he was bipolar? He doesn`t lose it often, but when he gets seriously angry, he snaps and turns into "Black Haru", an unstoppable juggernaut that destroys everything in his path and has been known to be an aggressive flirt.
Hatsuharu Sohma: It`s okay. I love you.

Yuki Sohma: Please save those lines for Rin. She`s staring at you. Very intently, actually.

Haru: A mystery....

Black Haru: Let me ask you this...If I wear a three-piece suit, does it mean I won`t resort to blackmail? If I won`t pierce my ears, does it mean I won`t break someone`s heart? If my hair is black and shiny, does it mean I won`t kill you? Who the hell do you think you are? You think you`re God?! Well?! Do you?!

Black Haru: Don`t talk to me. It`ll make me want to kill you. You...and myself.
Hatsuharu Sohma by nekochu February 19, 2011
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Yuki Sohma 

the hottest, most delicious, scrumptious sohma to exist. yuki > you, your mom, your dad, your brother, your sister, your grandma, your grandpa, your cousins, your aunt, everything and anything.
Yuki Sohma by fortniteballz July 6, 2021

Yuki Sohma 

The Rat of the Chinese Zodiac in the manga & anime Fruits Basket. When he is hugged by a member of the opposite sex, he turns into a rat (how convenient, right?). He is called the Prince at school, where he has his own fanclub. He is in love with Tohru Honda, but unfortunately, so is Kyo Sohma. Kyo hates him because the Rat tricked the Cat in the myth of the Zodiac. Yuki's biggest fear in Akito Sohma, because of what he did to Yuki in the past.
Yuki Sohma is the hottest bishie ratboy evah!
Yuki Sohma should get Tohru, not Kyo!
Yuki Sohma by Gorgen Kally July 16, 2008

misuki sohma 

the oppisite of kyle king,he is agresive angery and dark,he hates the world and realy wishes he was his old selfkyle king he is filled with pain and agony pretends he is ok when hes really not........
misuki sohma is kyle only he has been darkend by the events in his life full of enternal conflict

yuki sohma 

yuki sohma is the boyfriend of ganga (ratzodiac)
yuki fan club: is that ganga with prince yukishock
ganga: yes losers yuki sohma is mine
yuki sohma by Ahdkbahfhebs July 17, 2021

Schmalbrock

He's so tough and immortal, he wipes his ass with sandpaper for amusement. In Germany we call him schmallcock.
Look at this tough and handsome guy, such a schmalbrock.

schmalfeldt 

Internet term. Verb. To invalidate your overly liberal position in an online debate by making veiled threats against the life or sexual dignity of your opponent's spouse or child, or faked threats against your own life.
Wow, dude just totally schmalfeldted himself!
schmalfeldt by LeroyOddswatch March 7, 2014