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small town girl 

Your girl-next-door who is not afraid to drive her man's truck, loves to shoot her 22, make Mossy Oak look hot, spends our summers at the lake, and our favoite place to eat is our back yard. We all think that big trucks are better than sportscars, and a good farmer tan turns us on.
All cowboys love a small town girl who is not afraid to get her hands dirty.
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Small Town Girl 

An ugly fat chick who drives a pickup truck and listens to shitty country music. Most small town girls start having babies before they are finished high school, and they are often grandmothers when they are in their thirties.

Small town girls never use birth control, because they think only sluts do that. And besides, the lady who works the cash register at the only drug store in town is your mom's cousin and if you went there to buy condoms everyone in town would know about it within ten minutes. Instead, small town girls have three (or more) different kids with three (or more) different fathers.
You better run off to the big city and go to University, boy. You don't wanna end up married to some small town girl that you knocked up in grade 8.

Pretty Girl Smell 

The smell produced by pretty girls. Pretty Girl Smell is a concoction of pheromones and pharmaceuticals. It attracts with the musk of fertility and the smell of sweet food, leading its victims to believe that the pretty girl would be a) a desirable sexual partner and b) delicious, if worse came to worse.
Entirely heterosexual female: "Oo, Scheherazade, you smell different today, is that pomegranate perfume?"
(Enter PRETTY GIRL having bathed in lard soap)
Male population of the earth: **trembles, melts worships**
Entirely heterosexual female: **becomes misnomer**

Scheherazade: Confound you Pretty Girl Smell!

girl smell 

Girl smell does not actually refer to any particular smell, but rather an idea. When a pretty girl walks by, and you catch a nice aroma, that's girl smell. Can also be written as girlsmell.
Me: *sniffs girl's hair*
Me: Mm, girl smell.
girl smell by X. Fluke January 1, 2014

She's lost that New Girl Smell ! 

A young Woman who has partied too much and looks older than She is.
Wow.... Have you seen lisa lately ? "She's lost that New Girl Smell !