Skip to main content

Separately Single 

When two people in the entertainment industry are together however it is unacknowledged across all official channels; though unofficially it is cannon within the fandom.
Host: All the fellas want to know. Fellas I got you. Who is single and who is taken?
Lauren: SINGGLLEEE!!!
Camila: Really SINGLLEE!!
Lauren: Oh please don't make assumptions!
Camila: Please don't make assumptions. Very separately--
Lauren: Very separately single.
New 5H fan: Are Camila and Lauren together?
5H fan since 2012: No. They are separately single.
Separately Single by Bananas!! November 13, 2016
Separately Single mug front
Get the Separately Single mug.
See more merch

Separately Single 

when a closeted lesbian that's in a relationship with another closeted lesbian and doesn't want to admit it even though they make it extremely obvious
Camila: I would like a vanilla ice cream
Lauren: I would like the same
Ice Cream Shop worker: Is that toget-
Camila: SEPARATELY SINGLE
Lauren: VERY SEPARATELY SINGLE

iya single 

“aw man, she broke up with me. im iya single now
iya single by brriiiaannnaaa November 10, 2019

seperatly single 

A lesbian couple who tries and hide they are together but make it painfully obvious
Lauren: please don't make assumptions

Camila: oh yea yea yea please don't make assumptions

Lauren: we're seperatly single...Sorry
Camila:...
Dinah: just friends... ;)
Ally: friends are fun

Single By-pass 

(action) an act of sabotage whereby an unsuspecting victim makes the "heart symbol" using both hands, and the saboteur pokes his dick through the heart symbol. This is a much better way of photo bombing someone because it is so much more disrespectful and demeaning!
Happy Valentine's day! Single By-pass!!!
Single By-pass by Scoopalone February 13, 2015

singlesprocket

A person who rides a freeride or downhill mountain bike with one chain ring or one sprocket.
"Singlesprocket can shred." or "Singlesprocket is correct."
singlesprocket by tnoy December 4, 2011

Faux Single 

Relationship status for a person who represents themselves as being Single on a social media platform, but in reality is too chickenshit to admit to being in a long-term domestic relationship / long-term open marriage... due to severely restricted dating opportunities and 'uncool' social stigma.
He opted to remain faux single on Facebook.
Faux Single by Cirucla7 October 27, 2018