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SLING SHOTTER 

WHERE YOU PUT YOUR FUCKING DICK ON A SLINGSHOT AND YOU BUST A HUGE ASS NUT
"Bro My friend is a sling shotter"
"Fr?, I thought he was gay"
SLING SHOTTER by P O G G E R S December 3, 2020

Top Shotter 

A label that is often self-proclaimed, but rarely justified. It refers to that one dweeb in the group who thinks he can handle the most alcohol. The Top Shotter rarely lives up to his bold claims. When faced with a serious drinking challenge amongst real men, the Top Shotter can be found face down in the nearest gutter with his liver trying to escape out of rectum.
Top Shotter: "Come on lads, everyone knows I'm the Top Shotter"
Real Men: "F*** off Joey we just saw you pay that sexy barmaid for a shot of water"

Top Shotter (after about two shots): "I'm shoo dwunk and I want my girlfwend"
Top Shotter by Witney Kru December 25, 2020

Chickenlove Shotter

Slang in Cincinnati for "a guy who always pisses when recieving a blowjob", or "a girl who defecates while her vagina is being ate".

Named this way because it is like laying an egg
Don't hang out with that idiot, he is a Chickenlove Shotter
Chickenlove Shotter by drozdks23 February 22, 2026

Chickenlove Shotter

Female: Someone who always defecates while their pussy is being ate.
Male: Someone who always urinates during a blowjob.
To call someone this, they must ALWAYS do this, it can't be just once

Popular in Bălți, Moldova throughout 2012.
Don't hang out with Jason. He is a Chickenlove Shotter.
Chickenlove Shotter by drozdks23 February 22, 2026

skin-shitter 

One who has recently received an experimental COVID vaccine or gene therapy, and goes around shedding viruses and nanotech on the general public, often while getting their free Krispy Kreme donut.
I saw that skin-shitter James at the bar last night. That juiced-up virus factory was shedding all over everyone.
skin-shitter by eggplant boi May 21, 2021

shitterally 

To soil one's undercrackers so badly that they have to be destroyed with immediate effect. This is normally 'achieved' by sharting too forgivably.
Errr darling. Can you go get me a clean pair of cacks please. I've quite shitterally soiled these ones.
shitterally by ShittierJokes October 16, 2017