Saturday is shabbas. Jewish day of
rest. Means I don't work, I don't drive a car, I don't fucking ride in a car, I don't handle money, I don't turn on the oven, and I sure as shit DON'T FUCKING ROLL!
When one person feels the need to show affection to another person by taking a walk with them during Shabbat. *the Jewish version of “Netflix and chill”* Usually involves touching one another.
Elanit went with Jeramiah on a Shabbos walk, and Elanit enjoyed it a little bittoo much. After they