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The noise in which a penis makes while exiting the pants/underpants which keep it confined. The noise is audible if and only if the person possesses a penis with proper length and girth to cause said noise. The noise is usually accompanied by a loud bang as the male appendage hits and most likely breaks whatever is in front of it.

A schoomp may also be used to exit awkward situations.
Girl: Hey big boy, want to have fun tonight?
Guy: yes i would enjoy that.
Girl: show me what you're working with.
Guy: *schoomp*
Girl: Ow you broke my jaw!

mom: Son, i found this bag of pot in your room.
son: *schoomp*
Schoomp by Lord Goddard May 1, 2013
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When you when you when theb uhhhh scrom doglin???!1///??
scrom doglin am I right?
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scrooble 

(skroo-buhl), noun:
the concertina-like "hinge" of a bendy straw which is designed to bend
Wideskream's straw had an extra scrooble, making it even bendier than usual.
scrooble by QuietDog March 5, 2013
Chicago slang for shooter or killer
"We gone scoom his ass"

"Thats my scoomer"

"scoom the city"
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scrodomy 

the act of placing one's balls (scrotum) into his partners rectum. damn near killed him.
as in the Blink-182song: the state looks down on scrodomy, and thats about the time he put his balls in meee
scrodomy by StanleyVargas May 2, 2010

Scrombled 

Scrombling is the severe action of beckoning inconsistent developments in the area of the mind. Side effects of being scrombled are: Experience of dust, vast energies, insight into the illusory nature of self, big jug hot cheese, satellites crashing into your house killing you instantly, and entities in your room at night.
Ow oof my absolute head - i think i've been scrombled !
Scrombled by Shrimpus October 11, 2018